MUDS Update!
(Week 5ive)
DAV Adjudication Training for MUDS members
Thought that debating only involved spending money? Rethink that!
The DAV is holding adjudication training for all MUDS members, qualifying you to adjudicate in the DAV Schools Competition and providing you with extra skills for MUDS internals. The process to becoming a qualified adjudicator involves one training session and an adjudication test.
DAV adult members receive $40 for each night they adjudicate ($50 in Ballarat and Bendigo) and are also able to take on additional training and adjudication jobs around Victoria.
Date: Tuesday, 15 April
Time: 5:30pm
Venue: Redmond Barry, room 1120
Bring: Pen, paper, and $5 for pizza
RSVP: mudsonline@gmail.com
Easters training
It's less than three weeks away and fast approaching. (No, it's not superman.) However, we are planning to make you superhuman debaters/adjudicators for Easters 2008. Two training sessions have been organised so you can ask questions and get comprehensive feedback:
Training session 1
Date: Sunday, 13 April
Time: 11am
Venue: University of Melbourne Law School, meet in room 102
Training session 2
Date: Tuesday, 22 April
Time: 5:30pm
Venue: Redmond Barry, room 1120
RSVP now: mudsonline@gmail.com
3-v-3 Internal Comp - Round 2 Report
In spite of the sometimes crazy room allocations (there was possibly more walking than some teams were expecting), Round 2 of this year's massive 3-on-3 internal competition was another great success. Following Phil's training on the many intricacies of rebuttal, teams demonstrated their knowledge (or lack thereof) of foreign affairs, debating the topic 'That if Robert Mugabe does not stand down, the West should remove him by force'. 5 Affirmative teams and 8 Negative teams won.
For those who are interested in learning more about the context of this topic, and Zimbabwe's fragile political climate in general, here are some recent links to articles from The Economist and The Guardian (both publications that all debaters should become acquainted with):
Zimbabwe: Hanging onThe end of another African tragedy beckons
Morgan Tsvangirai waits for power to slip from the old tyrant
Mandela and Mugabe both embraced violence, but one could not give it up
While the turnout was generally very good, teams are reminded that they are expected to be present by 6:00 at the latest, ready for the roll call at 6:05. Arriving later just causes us further headaches, and that's the last thing anyone needs. Teams who choose not to arrive at all can look forward to facing the full force of our wrath. The quality of the competition relies on people turning up every week - and if you don't turn up it not only irritates us but ruins the night for the team who were expecting to debate you.
Thanks to everyone who did come, especially those who had to put up with the strange rooms. Sadly, Round 3 is not until May 6, which is like three weeks away, so you'll have to be patient. Hopefully we'll see many of you at the adjudication training next week, and Easters after that.
Tom Sutherland & Chris Lum
Internal Competitions Officers
| Position | Team | 1 | 2 | W | L | F | Points | Position last week |
| 1 | Totallly JRHADD | W | W | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 |
| 2 | Feminists for Obama | W | W | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7 |
| 3 | Schrödinger's Cats | W | W | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 5 |
| 4 | The Comely Milkmaids | W | W | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 |
| 5 | The Laxatives | W | W | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 10 |
| 6 | The Sombreros | W | W | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 12 |
| 7 | James Davaris is Not Our Team Captain | L | W | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 14 |
| 8 | The Second-Hand Smokers | W | L | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 |
| 9 | Gandhi's Enema | L | W | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 20 |
| 10 | Cluster Bombs for Jesus | L | W | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 17 |
| 11 | Trinity Green | L | W | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 16 |
| 12 | The Concombres | L | W | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 23 |
| 13 | Why Does Global Warming Get Such a Bad Rap? | W | L | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6 |
| 14 | The Lying Rodents | W | L | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 |
| 15 | The Care Bears | L | W | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 21 |
| 16 | Ratio Dicta | W | L | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4 |
| 17 | The Light Bulbs | W | L | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 9 |
| 18 | Rehab is the New Anorexia | W | L | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 13 |
| 19 | Heath Ledger's Personal Stash | W | L | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| 20 | Magenta Silks | L | W | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 26 |
| 21 | JMELTS | L | L | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 15 |
| 22 | The Red Oranges | L | L | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 18 |
| 23 | The Ten Kinds of Nasty | L | L | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 19 |
| 24 | Waterboarding is Probably Less Fun Than It Sounds | L | L | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 24 |
| 25 | What Would Wayne Carey Do? | L | L | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 25 |
| 26 | Trinity Red | L | F | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 22 |
Tuesday Nights = MUDS Nights
Every Tuesday night, MUDS will be holding an event. Generally this event will be either an internal competition round, a training night, or a social event. Every training and social night will begin in the Old Geology Lecture Theatre 1. On the nights of Hamish Malcolm (the Semester 2 internal competition), there will be 30minutes of training before the roll call and topic release. During Hamish Malcolm, the topic will be released at 6:15pm, so those with a late class can still attend! On nights when there is just training, it will be held in Old Geology, Theatre 1, and the practice debates will spread into Redmond Barry. Finally, each Tuesday night, unless it is already a social function, will end up at the Corkman Pub on the corner of Pelham and Leicester Sts (opposite the Law building). So if you have an extremely late class, you can still meet up with those from MUDS. As such, Tuesday nights will look like this:
In order to help with your planning for the semester, we have included a Calendar for the full semester at the end of this email. Every event on a Tuesday will follow the structure outlined above. Every event on a Sunday will be 11am to 5pm.
MUDS Calendar
| Week 5 | Sunday: Easters practice day |
| Week 6 | Tuesday: DAV Adjudication training |
| Week 7 | Tuesday: Lunchtime Public Debate Tuesday: Training night Thursday: Bus to Easters Friday-Sunday: Macquarie Easters! |
| Week 8 | Tuesday: Debating Differently evening Sunday: Australs trials |
| Week 9 | Tuesday: 3-v-3 Cup Round 3 |
| Week 10 | Tuesday: 3-v-3 Cup Round 4 Saturday-Sunday: President's Cup |
| Week 11 | Tuesday: 3-v-3 Cup Round 5 and Semi-finals. |
| Week 12 | Tuesday: 3-v-3 Cup Grand Final |
| After exams | 27-29 June: ADAM tournament 3-11 July: Ateneo Australs |
Cheers,
Melbourne University Debating Society
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